accelerationist-king-piccolo:

isawken:

baby quail going on a nice walk with a flower in their beak and a snail friend companion. if you even fucking care

oliviawebsite:

its like the old saying goes: “jack off all trades, masturbate nuns” or somethingg likethat

7thedisasterdyke:

luisonte:

Pero buatefack

Originally posted by madeofbees

pdlcomics:

Scares

 Anonymous asked: "Daddy im so horny . PLease help me "

ghost-in-size-small-clothes:

get-you-wet:

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site

disturbedlolita:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

todaysbird:

anti-workshop:

“Time theft” is the boss’s term for not breaking our necks on the job to increase their profits.

If you’re not an EMT, maybe take a breather. Your job probably isn’t life or death.

https://anti-work.shop/

if you make below $20/hr you don’t need to be on your hands and knees scrubbing the floor when you have ‘free time’

boeing747:

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it’s when the walls are at their softest

magical-bear-dubin:

what-even-is-thiss:

heartseeker:

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

This is just Gardiner’s sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You’ve thrown a vocabulary list at us.

“Kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

icantletmystudentsfindme:

a-lonelier-version-of-you:

inthefallofasparrow:

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

not-lobotomized: